What do you call someone who has a bout of sinusitis and does CPR on a cat directly on the mouth when it loses it's ability to breath during a routine spay surgery?

A hingus-leaking IPPV machine. (ilham Davies)

And everyone say together now... Say... "EEEEwwwwwwWWWwww".

Yes. I gave the kiss of life to a queen today.
No.. not that queen sitting on the throne. Yikes, that's the Agong's wife ok...
The queen refers to a she-cat for those who is not familiar with the feline gender.


I've lost my kissing virginity @_@

.... but no, I've not lost my orientation for the opposite gender yet.

But it's worth it, every leaky breath of it. The cat survived and is now alive and well :D. And still alive to be a proud mother to 3 gutsy grey kitties.